Happy [Insert Occasion] Long Sleeve Tee Size:L holding a fat ounce of

holding a fat ounce of dank

Sometimes just standing in a public space with your hands above your head somehow might not be seen as peaceful by the deputized scumbags in riot gear

so are drugs

our manufacturer wasn't really into it

Don't buy it

Happy [Insert Occasion] Long Sleeve Tee Size:L holding a fat ounce ofI'm probably getting a vasectomy this year. My two kids are amazing and I love them more than anything, but I don't think we've got the bandwidth for a third. I want to celebrate it sort of like a bris, with a bunch of loved ones milling around the waiting room eating hors d'oeuvres and enjoying each other's company. Then I emerge from the surgical suite, wearing a jockstrap full of ice (or so I'm told), and everyone cheers for me and gives little